Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Upgrading Boyfriend to Husband..(IT Version)

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed
a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower,
gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed
undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
but to no avail.

What can I do?

Desperate Housewife


Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:

Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence
2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I
personally recommend Hot Sexy Dress 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support 

got it from a fren of mine..
gud for laugh! LOL..

p/s: pempuan yg bek utk lelaki yg bek~..mari2 jadi org yg bek utk mendapatkan psgn yg bek.. 
akhir kate,nah mawar merah utk gadis muslimah d luar sana~



Nur Afiqah said...

nk komen cite blog ke nk komen gmbr bunge rose?

hurm.. komen gmbr profile blog awk ar.. cm ank cine yg mate x brape nk sepet~ :P

Anonymous said...

i like~ kih3

auwww~ ada mawar merah! :P ehe. perasan lak

Shariffudin Sahedan said...

afiqah: haha..FYI, sy pernah mengalami keadaan d mane org bercakap bhse cina dgn sy..
cina sgt ke muke ni? =__="

filz: i loike too~
mawar merah utk muslimah..
anda muslimah kan?
..amik2..jgn segan2..
len ar klu muslimim..
luar biase klu amik mawar tu dari aku..

_Ad_Din_ said...

ape barang mawar2 nie...
erk..hao hao yun ba bos...hehe

Shariffudin Sahedan said...

pastu klu letak gmbar bunge taik ayam kang..
ko gak yg xske..

wa pu ci taw maa..
watta hek u to-king a-bout..